Dear lovely parents,

Anonymous, the wonderful friend of mine, is moving in after graduation into the other spare room. I am so eager and excited that I "moved in for the first time" (decorated my room, cleaned, organized, made it homey and lived in, working at that for four hours.) His personality compliments mine and I think it helps that he is gay, somehow.

I am not falling off the cliff of graduation, I am conquering the trail on the other side. One of many...